I wonder if I will ever do anything right?
This is a serious question.

I took a xanax a couple hours ago
and it is definitely not working.
Somehow I managed to even fuck that up.

Don't worry,
she doesn't
really want to kill herself.
This is just the hip thing to do.
Similar to when people take pictures of themselves
doing blow
shooting up
pointing a gun to their head
lying in a gutter
smoking meth/crack
holding a razor blade to a wrist
drinking rubbing alcohol
and
making out with a homeless man.
It's all out of fun.
Right?